It’s sad, but true
That cats will do
The meanest things you’ve heard of.
They like to dine
Most anytime
On head and breast of bird, love.
And little mice
Had best think twice
Before they leave their houses.
A kitty’s quick
And loves to lick
The guts of little mouses.
So when you hear
A meow, my dear,
Remember, though they’re pretty,
Deep down inside
A cat can’t hide
That he’s a killer kitty.
May, 1994