“Dad, E-L-I-Z-A-B-E-T-H is hard to write,
And though I try with all my might,
It’s hard to get the letters right.”
“Oh, Daddy, don’t get so uptight!
I’m not ready for a fight.
(At least not now, not quite).
Just think about it for tonight.”
“Oh, Elizabeth, all right!
Let’s change your name to Duke or Dwight!”